This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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