i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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