i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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