Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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