D3 body, D1 cock
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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