once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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