Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
why do cheetos always look like penises
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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