I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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