I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
this boner is exhausting
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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