this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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