Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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