I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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