Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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