1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Barsexuality is the new black.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize