I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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