do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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