Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I want to fling myself into the sun
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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