I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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