Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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