Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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