Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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