I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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did i walk over a car last night?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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