you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
the liver wants what the liver wants
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
that may or may not have been my penis.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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