Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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