How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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