look no pants
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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