Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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