I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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