i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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