i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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