What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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