You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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