I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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