Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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