i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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