This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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