Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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