i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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