I puked a lego.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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