this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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