I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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