So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize