I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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