there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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