If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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