i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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