I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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