We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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