There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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