True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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